Smart Soldier tries Lighting a Grenade...(Watch Slow Motion)

«lol kbar»

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«Must’ve been a bad fuse.»

«Recessive Gene Disorder strikes again!»

«He didn't see that coming»

«Another Muslim bites the dust go riddens»

«What you do not say, when you’re idiot brother/4th cousin/father blows both hands off doing that, is— God is great! Just saying»

«He shouted Allahu Akbar twice, surely 2 people must have died ?»

«Aloha snackbar even when they fuck it up.»

«"Will I ever play piano again, Doc?"»

«Lololol»

«Mohammed was an illiterate merchant who went up a mountain, came back down and claimed he had spoken to god through the angel Gabriel. Thus starting the religion of Islam. This was in AD 610. Surely any Muslim with a pinch of common sense should be saying "You know what, it seems abit unbelievable tbh. Almost like Mohammad just kind of made it all up".

Mohammed: "Right guys, as you know I've been talking to god through Gabriel and we've gotta start implementing some rules from the merciful Allah! I've been told to pass on these strict new ways of life. Firstly no pork, pigs are a dirty animal. We aren't allowed to eat them from now on. Secondly all men/boys have to have the skin on the top of their penisis removed, I know I know! It seemed odd to me too. I mean we've been eating pork for thousands of years with no problems, why make an animal only for it to be forbidden! And why would god give us a foreskin if all he wanted was for us was to cut it off!? And finally no booze from now on, it causes us to sin, have sex with animals and pass out"

Abdul: "Seems odd Mohammed, no pork, booze or foreskins? Reminds me of that time you got drunk, raped a pig, passed out and then the pig bit your foreskin off.......??"

Mohammed: "NO ABDUL!! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!!!!!»»

«Sometimes, God is great»

«Bruh got rekt»

«Ol’ Allah Ahkbar ain’t so Ahkbar! How’s that right forearm bro%? No more pulling off the goats and camels for you; now you’ll have to use your mouth.»

«That was acctually his phone. This is what happens when you finally beat CandyCrush»

«there are no words sometimes to describe the stupidity.»

«He's turning the face like "what happened mate?"»

«Allah needed him upstairs. »