Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

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Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained .

Uploaded 04/06/13 Painal

This is what happens when Tinder gets boring and a woman experiments outside of her comfort zone. That fucking thing is one "let met talk to your manager haircut" away from being Brie Larson's stunt double. Or Tim Burton's next villain. Feel free to choose your own adventure today.

2,271,854 views 05/03/19 Argentina Naked Painal

Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

This little gem won several local awards in Yugoslavia for most realistic plot, best dialogue, and even most influential male and female role model.

1,975,503 views 05/01/14 Granddadz.com LULZ

Thot Butthole Rekt by Prized Mandingo

She's got the body type of a holocaust victim and she came to the glamorous dog fart productions to film her first interracial anal scene. Srsly tho, "dog fart" has to be the fucking worst studio name in porno history.

3,902,906 views 06/08/15 Dogfart Painal

13 INCHER = RIDICULOUS ORGASM

Two petite Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em.

8,686,482 views 01/04/12 Ridiculous Orgasms

97LB TEEN DGAF

15,536 views 06/05/24

Mr Big Load

AKA "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production.

3,458,783 views 12/10/16 Bambi Blacks LULZ

The World's Smallest Penis

Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.

2,540,337 views 05/30/16 LULZ

GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

Did Mark McGrath admit to being a pedophile? Did a feminist bassist fist rape a minor? Why is Eve 6 throwing lunch meat at a hooker? Buffalo Billy? IDFK but I killed 50 bucks for this rare VHS on eBay and I have zero regrets.

1,971,501 views 12/26/18 Famous

Bad Boyfriends 1

The upside to being treated like the exhaust pipe of a Chevrolet El Dorado? Literally nothing. All you have to do is breath and the alpha male fantasy fan fiction will magnetize to you like a herpes outbreak at a Playboi Carti concert.

2,791,791 views 03/21/22 Bad Boyfriends

Helping the Homeless

Our newest philanthropist has officially crossed the line into perverse territory. Not even his predecessors can claim they've pushed their love of charity this far before. Take 2 showers tonight. Just in case. [ PART I ]

1,201,640 views 02/13/23 Public

Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

Her ability to wipe her ass is on par with Tom Sizemore's ability to not beat women. Fortunately at least 1 person in this vid has some considerable talent, and that's the dude that miraculously didn't peel over & die after getting a whiff of her shit-box!

3,700,937 views 06/19/12 EvilAngel LULZ

Lana Rhoade's Biggest Regret

Contrary to appearance, leading role in the 2017 cornhole apocalypse was not her specialty. Now that she's retired, you could say her talents were more wasted than season 5 of The Walking Dead. Regrets are temporary. Mike Tyson uppercutting your sphincter in the 3rd round is forever.

1,756,351 views 07/05/21 Painal