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Poor Girl in Russia Tears her Crotch Open on Water Slide (She had to have Surgery, still Can't Walk)
The poor girl broke the rules while going down a slide and spread her legs. The victim was hospitalized and operated on, and is now recovering. She can't walk yet.
«The most important thing is that her pu$$y are still working as usual..»
«So she got hydro fucked by a few hundred gallons of crystal clear Russian piss water?! Ew.»
«this looks similar to a case i have witnessed before, it's likely she has suffered severe bruising of the vaginal wall and semi-permanent nerve damage in that area, this has a silver lining though, as in the case i worked on, the subject, after falling onto a bar between her legs on a climbing frame, was left with hyper sensitivity deriving from the clitoral region, it could well result in multiple orgasms from ANY friction of the crotch, something most women would give their left arm for and will be a prized trait in her prospective groom, shame though if this is the case, as her life will be destined to be sexually themed and any innocence lost to the carnal overload from the injury, in short, it's analogous to her having sexual tourette's, instead of being a quiet studious bookworm in the library, she will instead i fear, become slave to the sins of the flesh and be dominated with the desire to quench her lustful libido, no matter the situation or the individual concerned.»
«I went to the waterpark with my friend's family and his sister got an enema from the water slide jet»
«I call bullshit on this one. Looks like a regular atomic wedgie from a water slide. Source?»
«If you look closely. If she had her legs open on the way down you would see water coming out of both ears»
«Why the f is there a piece of slide sticking into the slide area?»
«I imagine it's not the first time she should have kept her legs closed.»