«LMFAO»
Illusionist Pedro Volta Stunt goes Horribly Wrong while Attempting to Escape from a Water Tank
«so noone thought hmm this is glass I could probably break this.........»
«Rofl. Wow. The help was retarded. You can tell the dude is struggling 10 seconds in.»
«Always a good idea to have an assistant who exactly knows what is happening and how long things should take. Oh wait, it's a shithole. No assistants there hehe.»
«That was retarded. Him, his team, the stupid ass plan. Maybe have a fuckin signal for, "IM DROWNING! SAVE ME!!!", you stupid fuckin circus clowns!»
«Well now he’s gonna need a few Voltas to the heart if he ever wants to drown professionally again.»
«AS SOON AS I HEARD THE PHUCKING LAIT[FDISLL FAISDDO JJJSOOSSA DHAHHA LATTFO FUCJING JADO LANGUAGE I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A FUCKING PROBLEM BECAUSE THESE ASSTWATS STOOD AROUND WITH THEIR HANDS ON THEIR BALLS AND ON THEIR TWATS WHILE THEY SAW THE FUKKING GUY DROWNING. THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE SENSE TO SEE....HMMMM THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHOSE IN FUCKING TROUBLE. HMMM....LET'S' SEE THERES A GOOD CHANCE HE MIGHT BE DROWNING. OH SHIT WHAT WAS THAT SIGNAL HE WAS GONNA USE IF HE GOT IN TROUBLE???? OH WAIT THE ASSTWAT IN THE WATER TOO FORGOT TO TELL HIS ASSHOLE TEAM WHAT THE SIGNAL WAS GONNA BE. HOW ABOUT IF YOU SEE ME FICKING STOP MOVING MAYBNE YOU CAN GRAB ME THE FUCK OUT OF THERE? FUCK KTHE AUDIENCE YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!»